Good Joke

[bbcmudtruck]

A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new

immigrant to the

 

United States.

 

 

 

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and

 

says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this

 

country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical

 

care, and free education!' The passerby says, 'You are

 

mistaken, I am Mexican.'

 

 

 

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank

 

you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'

 

The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'

 

 

 

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees

 

he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the

 

wonderful America!'

That person puts up his hand and says,

 

'I am from Middle East , I am

not American!'

 

 

 

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an

 

American?' She says , 'No, I am from Africa!'

Puzzled, he

 

asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'

 

 

 

The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at

 

work!'

[sheerider1026]

sad but true!!!! its a bitch aint it??

[Bansh-eman]

lol let the truth be heard