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I dont know if this one was posted yet (too lazy to look through all of the posts) but I got one for ya. You go up to a girl and say "I bet a drink that I know your w hole name" she will probley agree with the bet and then you say "cunt" lol

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if you was a bugger,id pick you first. <-- saw that one on snoop doggs fatherhood.

 

your so cool,when you spit,you spit ice <-- heard a guy use this one in person,i almost fell in the floor.

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hey... i was looking at you and every time i look over at you i think about us having sex.... so i think we should do it to get it over with...worked on 2 girls last year in school...

 

If that was two girls at once... i would have to give you one of these :notworthy:

 

If not... still pretty good

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I know this threads old but here ya are.

Hey baby nice legs.....they'd look even better around my neck

 

If I was a squirrel I'd climb up your tree and bust a nut in your hole.

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