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Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife was really angry.

She told him ' Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a

gift in the driveway

that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds

AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!

 

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up she looked out the window and

sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle

of the driveway

 

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,

and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and

found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him

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LMAO OH hahahaha

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