Las Vegas passes public Defecation Law

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Las Vegas Passes Public Defecation Law

 

LAS VEGAS (AP) - City officials have made it illegal to sleep within 500 feet of urine or feces, but the city attorney says the new law was passed by mistake and won't be enforced.

 

The new ordinance makes it illegal to ``knowingly establish'' sleeping quarters near defecation unless that ``deposit'' is made in an appropriate sanitary facility. It was passed unanimously by the Las Vegas City Council as part of a bill making it a misdemeanor to go to the bathroom in public.

 

City Attorney Brad Jerbic says the council will consider a revised version of the ordinance that shortens the distance between sleeper and deposits.

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[racer]

thats hilarious, because of what happened to a guy i know.

 

he was walking through a very major vegas casino and stepped in a pile of shit, on the casino floor.

 

sick.

[DirtyFitz]

Well im screwed; always get wasted and piss where ever I feel. Looks like I wont be doing that anymore.

[Animalman294]

I can't believe politicians are paid to come up with this crap............. :yelrotflmao:

 

They had to vote on it? :shoothead:

[munkenaround]

I bet it has more to do with the homeless than anything.

[BansheeBrian]

thats hilarious, because of what happened to a guy i know.

 

he was walking through a very major vegas casino and stepped in a pile of shit, on the casino floor.

 

sick.

 

That's why I'll stick with Mohegan Sun and Foxwoods.

[Bansh88]

just kill the fuckin bums! I hate bums. Worthless trash

[RNBRAD]

Man if a person goes camping you'll need a range finder and a distance wheel. lol

[banshee04le]

Man if a person goes camping you'll need a range finder and a distance wheel. lol

 

Lmao No shit! If the toilet backs up in your house, you may not rest on the premises until

said sanitary unit is purged of all defecation.