The Rebel Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her head and sweetly said, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedfreak350 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 lmao good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquedfire Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 LOL nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipcarre Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 :yelrotflmao: ahaha good joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRed350x Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 I actually heard that one in a class when I was in college. Similar joke, but not the exact same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsgetthisdone Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 thats funny :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animalman294 Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 That brings a new meaning to the words "writers cramp"................. :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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