1.6i Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: i almost spit out my food on that parrot one....ahhaaaaha... Quote
Yamashee1 Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 A little boy was walking down the street dragging a smashed frog on a string. he comes to the local whore house and ask the Madam for the girl who all the guys have to get shots after seeing her. she Replied oh you mean Lisa. Of coruse the madam only cares about making her money so she directs the boy to Lisa's Room. after a few minutes the boy comes walking out still dragging the smashed frog on a string. The madam stops the boy and ask's why did you want the Girl with a diease? The little boy with the smashed frog on a string explained. you see maam My babysitter likes to have sex with young boys, so tomorrow when she come to babysit me we will have sex and she will catch this diease. Then when dad drives her home he will jump her bones then he will catch this diease. and when he comes home he and mom will have sex tonight and She will catch this diease. and Tomorrow the milkman will drop off the milk and he and mom will have a Quickie and then He will catch this diease and thats the SonofaBitch that Ran over my Frog. 3 men walk into a bar you would have figured the thirdman would have Ducked. A horse walks into a bar. the bartender ask's Why the long face? Quote
Animalman294 Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Took a lot of thought for a little kid........... :yelrotflmao: Quote
Rustbag Posted September 8, 2006 Author Report Posted September 8, 2006 A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating,"her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain shit in our garden." Quote
Hollister_Hitman Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Why did steve irwin refuse to put on sun screen? He wanted to catch some killer rays Quote
ohiobanshee Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Why did steve irwin refuse to put on sun screen? He wanted to catch some killer rays Sad joke man Quote
NickyPap Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 yeah just alittle too soon for that one. Quote
airdog Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 Why did steve irwin refuse to put on sun screen? He wanted to catch some killer rays ya, not really funny yet. wait until it turns unto something like a sunny bono joke. then you'll have something Quote
Rustbag Posted September 25, 2006 Author Report Posted September 25, 2006 ahaha, killer rays! Why did Micheal Jackson go to Wal Mart? ....Cuz little boys underwear were half off. :baseball_bat: Quote
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