98bonerSTOCKshee Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 > He Said/She Said > > > He said, "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've > got nothing to put in it." > She said, "You wear pants don't you?" > > He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" > She said, "That's a good idea--you stand by the > ironing board while I sit on the sofa." > > He said,"What have you been doing with all the > grocery money I gave you?" > She said, "Turn sideways and look in the mirror!" > > On a wall in a ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere" > Written just below it: " I do not." > > Q.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the > world does it take to do the dishes? > A.Both of them. > > Q.How does a man show that he is planning for the > future? > A.He buys two cases of beer. > > Q.What is the difference between men and government > bonds? > A.The bonds mature. > > Q..Why are blonde jokes so short? > A.So men can remember them. > > Q How many men does it take to change a roll of > toilet paper? > A.We don't know; it has never happened. > > Q.What do you call a woman who knows where her > husband is every night? > A. A widow. > > Q.Why are married women heavier than single women? > A.Single women come home, see what's in the fridge > and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in > bed and go to the fridge. > > Q.What is the one thing that all men at singles bars > have in common? > A.They're married. > > Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" > God says: "So you would love her." > But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?" > God says: "So she would love you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fre530d Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 > He Said/She Said > > > He said, "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've > got nothing to put in it." > She said, "You wear pants don't you?" > > He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" > She said, "That's a good idea--you stand by the > ironing board while I sit on the sofa." > > He said,"What have you been doing with all the > grocery money I gave you?" > She said, "Turn sideways and look in the mirror!" > > On a wall in a ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere" > Written just below it: " I do not." > > Q.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the > world does it take to do the dishes? > A.Both of them. > > Q.How does a man show that he is planning for the > future? > A.He buys two cases of beer. > > Q.What is the difference between men and government > bonds? > A.The bonds mature. > > Q..Why are blonde jokes so short? > A.So men can remember them. > > Q How many men does it take to change a roll of > toilet paper? > A.We don't know; it has never happened. > > Q.What do you call a woman who knows where her > husband is every night? > A. A widow. > > Q.Why are married women heavier than single women? > A.Single women come home, see what's in the fridge > and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in > bed and go to the fridge. > > Q.What is the one thing that all men at singles bars > have in common? > A.They're married. > > Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" > God says: "So you would love her." > But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?" > God says: "So she would love you." LOL some good jokes. I reconize myself in it. :baseball_original: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MILO Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 yeah, the wife got a kick out of that one,lol. :biggrin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUNE-A-TIC Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Good Ones! Dune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animalman294 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Some of those are pretty damn funny.............. :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**BrAnDoN** Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Ya man those are some pretty funny jokes you got there,thank God they're not Yo momma jokes!!! :biggrin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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