98bonerSTOCKshee Posted July 13, 2006 Report Posted July 13, 2006 > He Said/She Said > > > He said, "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've > got nothing to put in it." > She said, "You wear pants don't you?" > > He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" > She said, "That's a good idea--you stand by the > ironing board while I sit on the sofa." > > He said,"What have you been doing with all the > grocery money I gave you?" > She said, "Turn sideways and look in the mirror!" > > On a wall in a ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere" > Written just below it: " I do not." > > Q.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the > world does it take to do the dishes? > A.Both of them. > > Q.How does a man show that he is planning for the > future? > A.He buys two cases of beer. > > Q.What is the difference between men and government > bonds? > A.The bonds mature. > > Q..Why are blonde jokes so short? > A.So men can remember them. > > Q How many men does it take to change a roll of > toilet paper? > A.We don't know; it has never happened. > > Q.What do you call a woman who knows where her > husband is every night? > A. A widow. > > Q.Why are married women heavier than single women? > A.Single women come home, see what's in the fridge > and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in > bed and go to the fridge. > > Q.What is the one thing that all men at singles bars > have in common? > A.They're married. > > Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" > God says: "So you would love her." > But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?" > God says: "So she would love you." Quote
Fre530d Posted July 13, 2006 Report Posted July 13, 2006 > He Said/She Said > > > He said, "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've > got nothing to put in it." > She said, "You wear pants don't you?" > > He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" > She said, "That's a good idea--you stand by the > ironing board while I sit on the sofa." > > He said,"What have you been doing with all the > grocery money I gave you?" > She said, "Turn sideways and look in the mirror!" > > On a wall in a ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere" > Written just below it: " I do not." > > Q.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the > world does it take to do the dishes? > A.Both of them. > > Q.How does a man show that he is planning for the > future? > A.He buys two cases of beer. > > Q.What is the difference between men and government > bonds? > A.The bonds mature. > > Q..Why are blonde jokes so short? > A.So men can remember them. > > Q How many men does it take to change a roll of > toilet paper? > A.We don't know; it has never happened. > > Q.What do you call a woman who knows where her > husband is every night? > A. A widow. > > Q.Why are married women heavier than single women? > A.Single women come home, see what's in the fridge > and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in > bed and go to the fridge. > > Q.What is the one thing that all men at singles bars > have in common? > A.They're married. > > Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" > God says: "So you would love her." > But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?" > God says: "So she would love you." LOL some good jokes. I reconize myself in it. :baseball_original: Quote
MILO Posted July 13, 2006 Report Posted July 13, 2006 yeah, the wife got a kick out of that one,lol. :biggrin: Quote
Animalman294 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Posted July 13, 2006 Some of those are pretty damn funny.............. :yelrotflmao: Quote
**BrAnDoN** Posted July 14, 2006 Report Posted July 14, 2006 Ya man those are some pretty funny jokes you got there,thank God they're not Yo momma jokes!!! :biggrin: Quote
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