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Questions that will always remain unanswered.


Robert

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1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

 

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going

as ghosts but as mattresses?

 

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

 

4. Is there another word for synonym?

 

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

 

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane

crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

 

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

 

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will

clean them?

 

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain

silent?

 

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

 

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and

apes?

 

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

 

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

 

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

 

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

 

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

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Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?

 

 

If you choke a smurf what color will it turn?

 

 

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

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