Robert Posted January 15, 2006 Report Posted January 15, 2006 1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping? 2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 4. Is there another word for synonym? 5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?" 6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? 7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? 10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? 12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 14. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? 16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? 17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? 19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Quote
Guest nightmare Posted January 15, 2006 Report Posted January 15, 2006 Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway? If you choke a smurf what color will it turn? What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about? Quote
rocketboy Posted January 15, 2006 Report Posted January 15, 2006 if nothing sticks to teflon ,how do they stick teflon to the pans? why was I born with such a huge penis ? Quote
bansheeryder_69 Posted January 15, 2006 Report Posted January 15, 2006 why was I born with such a huge penis ? 459833[/snapback] I have often wondered the same thing Quote
banshee04le Posted January 15, 2006 Report Posted January 15, 2006 Uhhh...bansheeryder_69, you sure you don't want to clarify your statement a little bit? Quote
rocketboy Posted January 15, 2006 Report Posted January 15, 2006 I have often wondered the same thing 459855[/snapback] never would have thought youd care about my penis size ,but im glad yo u like it lol Quote
NotsafeFWD Posted January 16, 2006 Report Posted January 16, 2006 never would have thought youd care about my penis size ,but im glad yo u like it lol 459883[/snapback] I guess he could just call you "redrocketboy". Anywho, good shit. Quote
ellison445 Posted January 16, 2006 Report Posted January 16, 2006 I have often wondered the same thing 459855[/snapback] Quote
Hilarious Posted January 16, 2006 Report Posted January 16, 2006 The question that I have never gotten answered is...... "What the fuck?" Quote
rocketboy Posted January 16, 2006 Report Posted January 16, 2006 The question that I have never gotten answered is...... "What the fuck?" 460326[/snapback] im lookin for a dude named " whothefuck ?" as in "who the fuck put this nut on so damn tight " Quote
Shee-Male Posted January 17, 2006 Report Posted January 17, 2006 some funny, some lame I hear you on # 11 though Quote
thegroup Posted January 17, 2006 Report Posted January 17, 2006 i got one, "what is black and white and red all over?" Quote
rocketboy Posted January 17, 2006 Report Posted January 17, 2006 i got one, "what is black and white and red all over?" 460779[/snapback] a newspaper Quote
stuntmasta3o5 Posted January 17, 2006 Report Posted January 17, 2006 17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done.. Still haven't figures this one out yet.. Quote
ellison445 Posted January 17, 2006 Report Posted January 17, 2006 If God made man, Man Made 2 Stroke....... Did the Devil make 4 strokes???? Quote
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