Poker Player

[Spitfire]

Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally

dropped some

cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick

them up, he

noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her

dress!

 

Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his

head on the

table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to

get some

refreshments.

 

Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you

liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously

admitted that, well

indeed he did.

 

She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."

After taking a

minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this

offer, John

confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her

husband Bill

works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at her

house

around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

 

When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at

2p.m. sharp

and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the

bedroom and

closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and

left.

 

As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering

the house,

asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this

afternoon?"

 

With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by

for a few

minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when

her husband

curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"

 

In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after

mustering her

best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me

$500."

 

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by

saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this

morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our

house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

 

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!

[dawarriorman]

Hahaha, ive heard that one before, but its still funny.

 

Heres one I heard on the radio the other day.

 

3 gay men were sitting together talking one afternoon after they all had just lost their partners the previous day in a tragic accident. They were reminiscing about they're lost lovers, when they got on the subject of what they were going to do with they're partners remains.

 

The first one said, " Peter was an avid outdoorsmen who loved hiking, and camping and hunting. He generally just loved the outdoors. So Im going to go up to the top of a tall cliff in the mountains and scatter his ashes over the great outdoors."

 

The second man said "Frank loved the water alot. He was always fishing,driving his boat and going to the beach. He always dreamed about having a house on the ocean. So Im going to scatter his ashes out at sea"

 

The third man thought for a second, then he added "You know Robert was the best lover I ever had. I can't imagine how anyone will ever be able to match up to him. So Im going to take his ashes and mix them in with a spicy pot of chili , eat the whole thing, and let him tear my ass up one last time"

 

Edited January 4, 2006 by dawarriorman

[Spitfire]

  So Im going to take his ashes and mix them in with a spicy pot of chili , eat the whole thing, and let him tear my ass up one last time"

 

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Hahahaha, that's so wrong.

[Dinner]

Hahahaha, that's so wrong.

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Edited January 5, 2006 by Dinner