Dear IRS...

[Robert]

Dear IRS,

 

Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

 

I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund" as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws are enclosed for your convenience.)

 

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

 

Sincerely,

 

A Satisfied Taxpayer

[boonman]

[Motoman991]

haha, thats pretty funny, i have heard stuff like that before

[Blue Duece]

a good tax attorney could probally make that fly for for you, sounds peferctly legitamate to me

[Wallynut]

Dare ya to try it. The average Joe can't afford to defend themselves against the guberment. It is a funny letter, but I can't take the chance of being the one that would get stuck with a oneway ticket to jail, even for a laugh.

[RIPPEN]

Dare ya to try it.  The average Joe can't afford to defend themselves against the guberment.  It is a funny letter, but I can't take the chance of being the one that would get stuck with a oneway ticket to jail, even for a laugh.

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F-um if they can't take a joke

 

RIPPEN

[BigRed350x]

F-um if they can't take a joke

 

RIPPEN

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Just find some guy who hasn't paid taxes in years and have him do it. what does he have to lose?