gatesy Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 MAUDE & MABLE Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mable: A condom. This way m cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mable: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tithead Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozosborne Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 I bet the pharmacists face was priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre03 Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 That was deffinatly a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilarious Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 The Energizer Bunny The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre03 Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 haha that's good too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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