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Love, Lust & Marriage


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Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room.

Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room.

Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

 

Love- When intercourse is called making love.

Lust- When intercourse in called screwing.

Marriage- When intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania.

 

Love- When you argue over how many kids to have.

Lust- When you argue over w ho gets the wet spot.

Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.

 

Love- When you share everything you own.

Lust- When you steal everything they own.

Marriage- When the bank owns everything.

 

Love- When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.

Lust- When the relationship is over if you don't climax.

Marriage- When.... uh.... what's a climax.

 

Love- W hen your heart flutters every time you see them.

Lust- When your groin twitches every time you see them.

Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you see them.

 

Love- When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.

Lust- When all the songs on the radio determine how you do it.

Marriage- When you listen to talk radio.

 

Love- When breaking up is something you try not to think about.

Lust- When staying together is something you try not to think about.

Marriage- When just getting through the day is your only thought.

 

Love- When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.

Lust- When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.

Marriage- When you're only interested in your golf score.

 

Love- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.

Lust- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.

Marriage- When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.

 

Love- You only leave the house for coffee and doughnuts.

Lust- You only leave the house for condoms and Vaseline.

Marriage- You only leave the house when you're allowed

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