rus-CCCP-sia Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Ok, I was at a local bar the other night having a good time and drinking a few beers. It was getting late so i decided to head home but on the way to my car I had to piss really bad so I said hell with it and went onthe side of the building. Turnss out a cop was watching me the whole time and turned his lights on and im like oh shit. He is like you are gonna have to have a beathalizer test. I was over the legal limit so he says you have 2 choices. you are gonna get a ticket for being intoxicated in public or one for indecent exposure. I took the indecent exposure ticket, 1100 dollars! $100 for every inch. (realistically it would be more like 50 cents lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 cuz, he should have gave you a ticket for being one ugly mother fugger.if i had a mug that looked like that i wouldn`t post it all over the net for all to see.get a paper bag or a bee keepers mask.i can`t eat my dinner now i lost my appetite, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rus-CCCP-sia Posted November 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 cuz, he should have gave you a ticket for being one ugly mother fugger.if i had a mug that looked like that i wouldn`t post it all over the net for all to see.get a paper bag or a bee keepers mask.i can`t eat my dinner now i lost my appetite, thanks. 442482[/snapback] Thats not even me you jackass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigboybanshee Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Thats not even me you jackass 442485[/snapback] LOL! That's even worse...why the hell would you want that ugly mug in your sig? Is that your boyfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 smart move, i wouldn`t fess up to that either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHEe DEVIL Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Ok, I was at a local bar the other night having a good time and drinking a few beers. It was getting late so i decided to head home but on the way to my car I had to piss really bad so I said hell with it and went onthe side of the building. Turnss out a cop was watching me the whole time and turned his lights on and im like oh shit. He is like you are gonna have to have a beathalizer test. I was over the legal limit so he says you have 2 choices. you are gonna get a ticket for being intoxicated in public or one for indecent exposure. I took the indecent exposure ticket, 1100 dollars! $100 for every inch. (realistically it would be more like 50 cents lol) 442480[/snapback] LOL how much was your ticket for underage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rus-CCCP-sia Posted November 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 LOL! That's even worse...why the hell would you want that ugly mug in your sig? Is that your boyfriend? 442487[/snapback] yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 isnt that one of the columbine shooters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namshee Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 LOL! That's even worse...why the hell would you want that ugly mug in your sig? Is that your boyfriend? 442487[/snapback] some of the guys are getting gayer by the day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 I took the indecent exposure ticket, 1100 dollars! $100 for every inch. (realistically it would be more like 50 cents lol) 442480[/snapback] Not sure how it is in your state but in Iowa indecent exposure can lead to you registering as a sex offender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Not sure how it is in your state but in Iowa indecent exposure can lead to you registering as a sex offender. 442776[/snapback] Same in Utah. And you get your name address and picture on the Utah State sex offenders website. You have to register everytime you move or you face going to jail if your caught. Plus its on there for up to 10 years. Luckily for me, my junk is fun sized. I don't think anyone could see it if I was standing there taking a piss with my pants around my ankles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallrat Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Luckily for me, my junk is fun sized. I don't think anyone could see it if I was standing there taking a piss with my pants around my ankles. 442789[/snapback] what do you mean standing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Luckily for me, my junk is fun sized. I don't think anyone could see it if I was standing there taking a piss with my pants around my ankles. 442789[/snapback] So you won the Howard stern contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rus-CCCP-sia Posted November 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Not sure how it is in your state but in Iowa indecent exposure can lead to you registering as a sex offender. 442776[/snapback] Uh, it was just a joke guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Uh, it was just a joke guys. 442922[/snapback] No, I've heard from a very credible source that CEJ's stuff is fun sized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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