Summer Fun

[twin2smoker]

On night this summer my brother, stupid under age drunk, called me up and said he was going to get jumped by some amish dudes, stupid as it seems my bro goes to amish parties cuz he is a lozer like that, being the mature loving older bro I said I will be there soon, I called up my friends, 4 of them who were stoned out of there beans, and they said they would come. When we got to this party there was a car blocking a van( that had the amish kids it that were starting the shit) I pulled up in the truck and we all jumped the van backed down the drive and stoped in the woods by this house. my brother runs up to the van and hits the side window and it shatters, when that happen shite hit the fan. About 30 amish guys with beer bottles and broom handles and other weapons came out. I thought I was f'd so my brother start tlkn shit to the amish guy who started it and i was tlkn to the two biggest dudes there. and all of a sudden people started jummpin on my bro so i ran up there and started to ripp dudes off of him, and then a crowd started to form around us,and one of the big dudes I was tlk to earlier stepped in and said he would fight my bro, and all the amish were screamin one on one, and I stepped in cuz that wasnt fair and said i would fight him, cuz we were the same size(around 6 ft and over 200lbs)so he looks at me and says i am twice his sizes and i said yeh right, so the amish dude took a step back and tried to get my with a haymaker but missed. so I threw him to the ground w/a head lock and tightened it up with my right arm and started to punch him with the left in the face and asked if he wanted to stop but he said no and i kept punchin him, then I let him up cuz i figured he was just bein a hard ass. then he tried to but me in a head lock, witch was a bad mistake cuz all the ufc watchin paid off, I picked him upover my head, pretty high me being 6',2'', he still having the lock in and slammed the dude on his head and right shoulder, so with my wrestling experience i put him in db legs , sort of stratling him on the ground and started to hit the dude in the back of the head, then he rolled over and i started to punch his face and some how he ripped my shirt off and then rolled over again and so his back was to me so i put him in a choke hold and he was grabin my arm to quit so i did. he stood up and he want to still fight and i lookd at him an blood was pourin down his face, on eye was swollen shut and i said no way your to f'd up, and then we got the f out of ther cuz the pigs were on their wayso i went home and my hands and shirt and shoes and my friends clothes were covered in blood come to find out 6 police showed up and two ambulence, it was crazy but i learned that i am too old to fight my 18 year old brothers fights and he needs to learn not to be a dumb ass

[LegendSS28]

sounds pretty cool, but i think somebody needs some hooked up phonics, my phuckin head was spinnin trying to read that

[taldoc3]

aren't amish religious people, or is this amish something else

[twin2smoker]

Amish are religious but they party like no other, and sorry about the english i am a chem engineering major and I suck at english, just wanted to be specific sorry bout that

[PUSH THE THROTTLE]

Let me get this right you beat up an Amish guy?

 

[banshdog]

Let me get this right you beat up an Amish guy?

 

   

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my thoughts exactly!! what a f'ed up story

[twin2smoker]

Not f'd up they live around me, I'm from amish country. Not like they take a vow against violence they are just like hillbillies but don't use electricity.He threw the first punch