Brooke Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 o yea i saw a site with a whole list of those things. ya know, dirty sanchez, donky punch, thats sorta thing. you could do a combo and dragon kick her down the stairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 Something I ran across online about 3 years ago.not too sure if I should say.... ok.... I didn't make this up I ran across it somewhere. Probably some stupid blog site or something. Anyway, guy sits on the top step of some stairs, and a girl kneels 2 steps down and gives him a hummbler. After he finishes on her chin he kicks her down the stairs. I have no idea where I found it, but the person called it a Mexican War Hero and I have no idea why I find it so f**kin amuzing. Its kinda like Porn/Slapstick humor I guess. 423023[/snapback] I was figuring a dirty sanchez was involved but that was still funny as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 o yea i saw a site with a whole list of those things. ya know, dirty sanchez, donky punch, thats sorta thing. you could do a combo and dragon kick her down the stairs 423027[/snapback] Check out Wikipedias definitions of The Shocker. Wikipedia and UrbanDictionary are pretty good for a laugh every now and again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 Check out Wikipedias definitions of The Shocker.Wikipedia and UrbanDictionary are pretty good for a laugh every now and again. 423107[/snapback] Sorry HQ I found a new place to spend my time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Sorry HQ I found a new place to spend my time. 423137[/snapback] Did you happen to catch what a "reverse shocker" is? LMFAO Its called The Punisher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Did you happen to catch what a "reverse shocker" is?LMFAO Its called The Punisher. 423569[/snapback] Damn right I saw it, sounds like a very fitting name. Or what about the modified shocker with the thumb on the clit, I forgot what they called it the advanced shocker or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Damn right I saw it, sounds like a very fitting name. Or what about the modified shocker with the thumb on the clit, I forgot what they called it the advanced shocker or something. 423629[/snapback] HAHA!!! Something like 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink and a rub on the nub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Something like 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink and a rub on the nub. 423713[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twin2smoker Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 I have the same problem and I live in the country, I live off of 528 a major state route in Ohio and my brother and I get the cops called on us all the time for ridding in the street, so we ride wheelies up and down the street to piss people off because by the time cops get there(30 mins. later) we have them in the garage, it usually the sheriffs or staties that come its fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 I have the same problem and I live in the country, I live off of 528 a major state route in Ohio and my brother and I get the cops called on us all the time for ridding in the street, so we ride wheelies up and down the street to piss people off because by the time cops get there(30 mins. later) we have them in the garage, it usually the sheriffs or staties that come its fun 424146[/snapback] About 2 months ago there was a high speed chase with some guy on his banshee. My dad told me he saw something about it in the newspaper the night before but he tossed it. I couldn't find the article on line. The cop reported he was going around 80 or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
race-a-holic Posted October 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 (edited) I have a friend that once run from the cops.He didn't know it then,but the cop was one of his friends.He was going really fast on his' banshee when a car pulled out in front of him.He done his version of a superman.Really.He's fortunate he wasn't killed.Think about that the next time the cops show up. Edited October 10, 2005 by race-a-holic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegroup Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 I have a friend that once run from the cops.He didn't know it then,but the cop was one of his friends.He was going really fast on his' banshee when a car pulled out in front of him.He done his version of a superman.Really.He's fortunate he wasn't killed.Think about that the next time the cops show up. 424497[/snapback] shitty, i just hit gravel, go like hell, dont turn back and after its all said and done, then think about what could have happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnite Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Yep, every block seems to have a snitch these days. Usually some nosy neighbor who has nothing better to do, that is so bitter at life that they have to spread their missery, so they call the cops 2756 times a day complaining about everything under the sun. Got one where I live. People use to mind their own god damm business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogboystoy Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men: 1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer) 2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else. 3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western. 4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter. 5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up. 6. Golden Shower - Any form of pissing all over a chick (a.k.a.- watersports) 7. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry. 8. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful. 9. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom. 10. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move. 11. Fishhook - A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus. 12. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity. 13. Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together. 14. Jelly Dougnut: A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head. 15. The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap the head of your cock on her forehead. 16. Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath. 17. Tossing Salad - Another prison act where one person is forced to basically chow asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jell-O, olive oil, etc. I'm never going to prison. 18. Rim Job: Another name for tossing salad. Focuses on the use of the tongue. 19. The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off. 20. Pink glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove. 21. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed). 22. New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you boot on her box. Happy trails. 23. The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez. 24. The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing. 25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face. 26. Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her. 27. The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty freak her. 28. Gaylord Perry: Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple). 29. Rear Admiral: An absolute blast. When getting a chic from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anythingwhen she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips. 30. Glass Bottom Boat: Putting saran wrap over your partners face and proceeding to lay a hot shit there. 31. Ray-Bans: Put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forhead) It may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try. 32. Snowmobile: Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face. 33. Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 (edited) Holy hell Dogboystoy. 16. Dog in a Bathtub Could turn into a chocolate covered nut treat. Edited October 18, 2005 by PUSH THE THROTTLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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