ellison445 Posted July 7, 2005 Report Posted July 7, 2005 A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation. Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?" She replied, "Your horse called" Quote
KoooPSD Posted July 8, 2005 Report Posted July 8, 2005 Heard that one before.....still good tho... Quote
Rare Scottish Tree Badger Posted July 8, 2005 Report Posted July 8, 2005 Heard that one before.....still good tho... 389946[/snapback] I hadn't. .... . Rare. Quote
super88_banshee Posted August 3, 2005 Report Posted August 3, 2005 That was in the paper here a couple weeks ago Quote
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