ellison445 Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Twelve priests were about to be ordained... The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up. Then all the other bells started to ring.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigboybanshee Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 LOL, that's wrong!!!! Funny but wrong!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banshee17Racing Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 lol, that was pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super88_banshee Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
97banshee350 Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheeryder_69 Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 That reminds me of Scary movie 3 where the priest babysits the one kid while the mom goes to the rap battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mxzdan Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 hahA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilgf Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 That gets a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BansheeBrian Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 Great joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iexpedite1 Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 (edited) A priest, child molester, and alcoholic enter a bar, and HE orders a beer. Edited June 11, 2005 by Iexpedite1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 A priest, child molester, and alcoholic enter a bar, and HE orders a beer. 380476[/snapback] thats fuckin great! i love one liners! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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