ellison445 Posted June 9, 2005 Report Posted June 9, 2005 Twelve priests were about to be ordained... The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up. Then all the other bells started to ring.... Quote
bigboybanshee Posted June 9, 2005 Report Posted June 9, 2005 LOL, that's wrong!!!! Funny but wrong!!! Quote
bansheeryder_69 Posted June 9, 2005 Report Posted June 9, 2005 That reminds me of Scary movie 3 where the priest babysits the one kid while the mom goes to the rap battle. Quote
Iexpedite1 Posted June 11, 2005 Report Posted June 11, 2005 (edited) A priest, child molester, and alcoholic enter a bar, and HE orders a beer. Edited June 11, 2005 by Iexpedite1 Quote
racer Posted June 11, 2005 Report Posted June 11, 2005 A priest, child molester, and alcoholic enter a bar, and HE orders a beer. 380476[/snapback] thats fuckin great! i love one liners! Quote
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