paintball for life Posted February 11, 2005 Report Posted February 11, 2005 a blonde was driving down the road. she looks over and sees another blonde in a dry empty ditch in a row boat just trying to row. so the blonde slams on her brakes and gets out of the trucks and says "you are a discrace to blondes and if i could swim i would come out there and kick you ass. Quote
ellison445 Posted February 11, 2005 Report Posted February 11, 2005 a blonde was driving down the road. she looks over and sees another blonde in a dry empty ditch in a row boat just trying to row. so the blonde slams on her brakes and gets out of the trucks and says "you are a discrace to blondes and if i could swim i would come out there and kick you ass. 321443[/snapback] Quote
paintball for life Posted February 11, 2005 Author Report Posted February 11, 2005 ok there is no water in the ditch. the blonde was trying to row. the other blonde says she is a discrace and if she could swim she would kick her ass. THERE IS NO WATER IN THE DITCH Quote
rockgc9 Posted February 11, 2005 Report Posted February 11, 2005 Thats pretty funny. But I have heard that one. Quote
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted February 11, 2005 Report Posted February 11, 2005 ok there is no water in the ditch. the blonde was trying to row. the other blonde says she is a discrace and if she could swim she would kick her ass. THERE IS NO WATER IN THE DITCH 321451[/snapback] You need to develop why she's a disgrace. Your joke needs work. Quote
y2kbanshee9187 Posted February 11, 2005 Report Posted February 11, 2005 I got it but its weird. Quote
paintball for life Posted February 11, 2005 Author Report Posted February 11, 2005 she is a discrace because she is trying to row in no water Quote
Banshee~ Posted February 11, 2005 Report Posted February 11, 2005 Heres a story true story for you....down around this lake where I live by there was a dead cow about 20ft. up on a limb.The police cant figure out how it got up there.There thinking these two guys put it up there some how or a small tornado came threw.But the cows dead and hes been up there for 2 weeks now, so everyones talking about it at my school and my friend ( blonde ) says how do they feed it. Quote
03LE Posted February 11, 2005 Report Posted February 11, 2005 Somemore blonde jokes... Q:What looks good behind a blondes ears? A:her ankles Q:Why do blondes wear underwear? A:they make good feet warmers Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark! Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light Quote
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted February 12, 2005 Report Posted February 12, 2005 she is a discrace because she is trying to row in no water 321599[/snapback] But that would mean that the one blond is smart enough to know that there was no water so she should know she wouldn't need to swim, it's like the joke assumes to things that can't be true at the same time are true. Reminds me of a Philosophy class I took in college. Quote
dave95.1 Posted February 12, 2005 Report Posted February 12, 2005 Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light 321624[/snapback] Quote
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