tithead Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 a cordless blackandecker hammer drill! [/code] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha thats funny shit! well its true what they say about your mum.....i just went to shag her and even with the paper bag on shes fucking scary...never mind ogres or half orcs....shes the queen!!!!!!! and so are you....queen of the land you bit pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof!!!!!!!!!!! no wonder i couldnt sleep. i shag your sister, go to your mum and have a heart atac cos shes so ugly and when i go to my bad you jump in and try to bone me. im scared for life!!!!!!!! Quote
streetshee Posted February 15, 2004 Author Report Posted February 15, 2004 if i got mine out,ud definatly be scared for life,stand back i dont know how big this thing gets! u jocks hav got shrivveled up willys cos ya dont wear pants under ya kilts! ya dont wear pants cos its better to get one up the gary glitter quicker,innit!? Quote
tithead Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 youd be used to that being english anyway ptffff. the english.......what a joke. they think they are the best but scotland is the palce to be. kilts are the clans tradition, you should no that the only difference is that you lot wear skirts like girls such as......chritsina aguilera, dido, anilenox, david beckham! we shag sheep to which is fun. but your definition of fun is taking your ogre of a mother to bed and then boing all you bum-chum boyfriends! scotland is the best! if you got yours out we would be scared,.....scared cos men are suposed to have willies not sandra`s! Quote
streetshee Posted February 15, 2004 Author Report Posted February 15, 2004 ya fucker titzonhead!! da jocks are crazy man i tell ya,anybody remember the falklands war in 1982? well the scots guards had to take mount tumbledown,but were pinned down by enemy fire for about 2 weeks,in the end the scots guards had no bullets left,only there bayonets,so they fixed them on the rifle and charged the mountain with no bullets or ammunition and bayonetted all the enemy! they took the mountain with there bare hands,respect man,real hardcore battle. Quote
streetshee Posted February 15, 2004 Author Report Posted February 15, 2004 still,wouldnt trust a jock as far as i could throw him! dodgy twats,would sell there own grandma for a tenner bag of scag! Quote
tithead Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 i told you scotland is the place to be!!!!!! a bag og scag??????? id rather have a bag of breasts......i love tits. how come your such a history geek. were you one of those tossers that sat at the from of the class all the time who actually listened to the teacher.......like hello, what the hell were you thinking. i didnt do that and my future couldnt be anybetter what did you think youd get out of it. jesus some people! Quote
streetshee Posted February 15, 2004 Author Report Posted February 15, 2004 no i didnt go school much,was allways out huntin/fishin/shootin,and trying to make my ts50er faster! school is for loosers like u! Quote
streetshee Posted February 15, 2004 Author Report Posted February 15, 2004 ya like tits so much that ya got some yaself!! bet ya wear ya girlfriends bra when shes out and beat ya meat til the sheep come home! Quote
tithead Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 steady soldier. i do wear my g/fs bra and im proud! i dont need to beat the meat cos the sheep are always home. i bet you are still a virgina dn your just saying all this to get a kick out of all this......you fuckin perv. and im only 17 you pedofile! shame on you.......mind you in gagging on it! Quote
banshee04le Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 we shag sheep to which is fun. scotland is the best! and he also said: i dont need to beat the meat cos the sheep are always home. Your fu@king sick dude. You should seriously seek some counseling. A Scotsman and his son were surveying the herd of sheep from afar and the son said "dad, lets run down there and f*ck one of those sheep" dad said "no son, let's WALK down and f*ck them all!!!" Ain't you guys got any women over there??? Quote
neilgf Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 Yeah we've got women over here. He just can't get over the fact that he can't find one with a hairy enough arse...... Quote
Bigairee Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 You'r all a bunch of dick four's!!!!!!!!!!!! okay I'll bite. What is a dick four? hehehe Quote
streetshee Posted February 15, 2004 Author Report Posted February 15, 2004 hmmmm maybe its better than being a dick five? Quote
thecabinboy Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 You'r all a bunch of dick four's!!!!!!!!!!!! okay I'll bite. What is a dick four? hehehe Dicks are for Chicks, Silly *****ot!!! Quote
streetshee Posted February 15, 2004 Author Report Posted February 15, 2004 and we all know that the cabinboy likes a dick dont we now eh Quote
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