Dicklez Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine. He stops, inhales quite deeply and says that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, the woman can't stand it anymore. She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against the guy. The supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" "It's Frank. The midget." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 POW! whats the difference between a ritz cracker and a lezbo? ones a snack cracker the others a crack snacker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicklez Posted September 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 POW! whats the difference between a ritz cracker and a lezbo? ones a snack cracker the others a crack snacker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA! Thats good. Ok so this blonde comes into work one day bawling her eyes out, her boss comes running over to her, "What on earth is going on??" he says.. The Blonde quickly replies , "My-my mom died this morning!!" The blondes boss then replies, "Oh, im really sorry to hear that, do you want to take the day off?" The blonde says, "sniff sniff, No i thiink working will help keep my mind off of thing." So about lunch time the Boss hears screaming and crying over at the blondes office.. He walks in and says, "what in the world is wrong now!!!!??" The Blonde crying her eyes out says, "I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MY SISTER!!..... HER MOM DIED TOOO!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry's Shee Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Thanks, I needed this after tearing apart a motor with a smoked rod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06specialedition Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Bahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicklez Posted September 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Thanks, I needed this after tearing apart a motor with a smoked rod No prob Larry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BbJ Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 thats hilarous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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