SandRageShee Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/sys/1713894901.html Thats right folks its finally here!!! The most BA most awesome most great multi tool EVER!!! 1,000,001 uses that you never even knew you needed, but you do so better buy this FAST! This tool is so great ill even throw in a money back garunteed a limited life time warrenty and free 24hr text message text support! How F-ing cool its that! So lets move on this tool is made from the highest grade steel known to man and God! With its super top secret elastic band technology. Comes in 3 different sizes, protable, space age technology. I know this cause aliens gave it to me! Its got over 2million ftlbs of crushing power! And 2tons of spreading strength! This could even save your life. Just think you got in a car crash, cell phone flew into the back seat. It's just barely outa reach. You grab your trusty 1,000,001 use multi tool. BAM got that shit now call for help fool your saved! DONT PASS THIS UP! Heres some uses. -tool holder (for when you just need to hold a tool) -maill holder (so you dont misplace those super important letters) -Picture holder (super easy replacement of pictures so you can swamp girlfriend pictures in between dates, plus your kids will love you for buying this) -costom stickey note calander -money clip -blunt to big for your clip smokey? Not for the 1,000,001 use Multi tool!! -art easal -speech paper holder (holds your speech so you can read it cause you are shaking like a possium eating shit in fear) -extended grabit tool (when things are just a finger tip away) -pen cap catipult (for annoying coworkers, take their eyes) -cell phone holder (blocks harmful radio waves to your brian YES IT COULD SAVE YOUR BRAIN) -hand held cutting board (cause you like the 3 fingers you have left) -dog toy -annoying pinching tool (cause your tiny girl fingers dont hurt pussy) -nasty thing grabber (keep you hands clean so you dont have to wash them and can save water and the WORLD) -hard surface (need to write on some paper without tearing it good thing you had the 1,000,001 use multi tool!) -hand held blunt force truama device ( a smack to the back of the head fixes everything) -super tittie twister ( forget the bruise, rip that bitch off!) -subzero pee holder (we all know bout shrinkage but now you can still grab it) -no finger print tool (the neighbors will never know what happen to mr giggles that annoying cat) and much much much more!!! ALL THIS FOR $5 WOW!!! Comes With user guide, certificate (so you know its real) and hours off enjoyment!!! key words: awesome, cool, tool, your mom, not junk, buy me, cars, camaro, ford, chevy, boats, gold, aleins, toys, baby, sex, shit, piss, fuck, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, dog, cat, fish, food, drink, free, computer, ipod, xbox, ps2, ps3, game, dvd, vhs, turbo, 007, secret, stupid, kill, gun, knife, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Profilact Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Only $5 im tempted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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