Another old lil jonny

[Yambanshee]

So dad is off on a business trip, but comes home early. He calls home when lil jonny picks up the fone.

dad-"Hello"

"hi dad"

 

dad-"hi, is mommy there?"

 

Lil jonny-"yes, but she told me not to go into her room"

 

dad-"well why not?"

 

Lil jonny-"uncle john and her are doing important work"

 

dad-"... tell her im in the drive way"

 

Lil jonny-"ok"

*hangs up*

5 minutes later dad calls again

 

dad-"hi son, what happend?"

 

Lil jonny-"well, when i told them mommy jumped up and hit her head against the drawer, shes not moving. Uncle John jumped out of the window into the pool, but i cleaned out the pool the afternoon, so it was empty"

 

dad-"wait a minute... pool? shit wrong number!"

[Animalman294]

I've heard that before but a little different variation, still funny though..........