Heres one-your mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand,wears army boots to church and uses a fence post as a dildo, she has three tits-two ears on one side of her head and walks backwards,every time she goes out at night she gets shot at{mistaken as the Lochness monster on land} thank goodness the bitch is bullet proof,she wears burlap bag over her head as to not scare little kids,the only person in the world who can walk into the woods and scare all living creatures out,breath so bad she works at a autobodyshop strippin cars,dumb bitch sneezed-burned up the shop and got fired,she has to bang her head just to fart and pisses blue urine,dont worry she is protected by the endangered species act.