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Fire Truck > > > A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, > when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little > ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the > middle. > > The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet the wagon was being > pulled by her dog and her cat. > > The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is > a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration > 'Thanks,' the girl replied. > The firefighter looked a little closer. The fireman noticed the > girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. > 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell > you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's > collar, I think you could go faster.' > > The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, > but then I wouldn't have a siren.

what axles are you running under that thing? how top heavy is it? I got a chance to buy a geo tracker and thinking about doing some thing like that. i already have a sami with a small block chevy in it and scout axles under it with 35" cut boggers.

Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide. The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.' 'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I' m looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.' The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?' The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?' The old timer says...... 'Doesn't matter ---let's look for Yours.' Most Old timers are helpful like that!

Lucky i cant wait

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Phils atv in El Reno OK has one. phone # 1-405-422-2887

i wont be able to make that weekend.i am going to be there the 27th thur 29th.

sinisterboo when are you going to ls next?

:yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: thats to funny!!!!

going to be kicked back by the lake drinking a few :beer:

Ya have fun will not get to make it this year due to fuel prices

i have a pair on my 400ex they work good but wear out the center of the paddle fast.

that a good one :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao:

The Lie Detector - John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?", they asked. "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project" said Tommy. The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. "Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy. The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen." "I'm ashamed of you Son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot then walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse right that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!" The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her three times.

bike runs damn good,it has hell of top end but not much on the bottom side of things, it was dynoed at phils in el reno. i guess i will try to buy a 4mill and a set of pipes and see what thats does for me, kind of broke right now so i guess it will have to wait till winter witch sucks.

i know they sell 110 up there so i am pretty sure you will be able to get 93

i know i have no trail port there is nothing left on the jugs i wish i would have took pic when it was apart!! i was told it was a k&t when i bought the bike but i have no prof witch sucks will going to 19cc make me still have to run race fuel?

this maybe a dumb? i go to ls all the time and want to know what is a good hp to run with all the drag racers on the sand. right now my bike is putting 55 hp with a stock crank and a drag port, fmf, coolhead and 17cc domes.

thanks rico but i found one if i had the money i would buy these for spares

like all have said before, thanks lee for the great place to hang out and bs. if it was not for the site work would suck like no other!!!

congrats man that was the best thing i ever did best of luck to you :thumbsup:

still talking it over but will most likely be there

as in mine, that is some thing you just dont think about happen.

hey not to sound like a dumb a$$ but did you check you bottom end? i kept have about the same problem and found a rod bearing and one crank bearing shot

man i may not get to go now, getting sick. if i feel better by fri i will come up there and see you all! man i hope i feel better soon.want to go so bad