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NYUK

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  1. HET C@#%BREATH I WANTED TO CALL TO TELL YOU TO GO F%$# YOURSELF!

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    2. NYUK
    3. hunter71495

      hunter71495

      do you need a hug?

       

    4. AKheathen

      AKheathen

      who is het? and whay is he masturbating?

       

  2. yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye.

    1. SAVAGE420

      SAVAGE420

      I see you, do you see me?

    2. bigblockbanshee

      bigblockbanshee

      Damn that chick was hot...

    3. brugal

      brugal

      well atleast it isnt a group of old men fucking

  3. I can`t seem to face up to the facts.I`m tense and nervous and i can t relax

    1. gapanic

      gapanic

      Love me some talking heads!

       

    2. AKheathen

      AKheathen

      you need some strange...

    3. NYUK
  4. tripled up on my haldol dose

    1. Dicklez

      Dicklez

      I tripled up on my Cialis dose. Bitches callin me Optimus Prime

    2. NYUK
  5. nothing

    1. SKEETER

      SKEETER

      His sex life is fine. He just would prefer if it involved another person

    2. Phelps

      Phelps

      of the male gender...

       

  6. getting sick and tired of snow

    1. jerzy609

      jerzy609

      im in nnj with about 1 foot frozen snow still on the ground.

  7. carnival music

    1. Bennett131

      Bennett131

      Better than that horse shit they call christmas music.

       

  8. thats ok if u wanna shit on my chest. DON T DRINK!

  9. BLASTER FAG

    STEP UP AND BUY A BANSHEE. BLASTERS ARE FOR CHICKS, FAGS AND LITTLE KIDS.

  10. 1 ST 3 WORDS, PAGE 112 AA BIG BOOK!

  11. HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIGGUM!

  12. 911 LOVE MY COUNTRY. ASHAMED OF OUR GOVERNMENT!

  13. LOL. DON T DRINK NIGUANA!

  14. howa bout dem cannuks?

  15. WHATS UP ASSHOLE! i see you are a member on hq. enjoy the oil spill? usa is canadas bitch?

  16. page 112 aa big book, 1st 3 words niguana!

  17. don t drink. check this out!

    http://www.sourmath.com/

  18. wakee wakee lilstvn

  19. yo cutty, whats new?

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