if i were you i would use your big boobs as a slap hammer if that doesent work try this take your left wheel off set your shee on its side exposed hub side up and put some grease on it drag your shee close to your house and climb to the roof now this part takes dedication and practice so you may have to try more than once now then strip down and jump hemroid side first and land on the spindle and repeat as needed............ if that doesent work ask again and i will give you another method to try