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LMFAO...... No actually I didnt go into the service, because the pay is shitty. And listening to some moron who cant count to ten bark orders at me sounds pretty stupid when i could go to school get an education, be my own boss and make hundreds of thousands of dollars every year. By the way who said i took a three day real estate crash course. I actually have an MBA from CSUN and it took me six years to get. Oh by the way, im not a real estate agent, i said i am in real estate. I actually work for a very large company based in dallas texas called ctx mortgage, also known as centex homes. Its a shitty job, i make 300+ k a year(depending on how many food stamps i recieve) i have 4 offices here in california, valencia,encino,bakersifeld,san luis obispo. im finishing opening this office in bako and then i will move somewhere else. yup my life sucks, especially when my company sends me to hawaii twice a year for a week to attend one day of business conferences. yup im a pussy and it really sucks to be me oh and what do you do for a living pimp, besides being this more holy than thou preacher on an internet forum. They should make a movie about you. Heres the trailer, "deep voice" He grew up in a meth lab in fresno He swore he would leave and make something of himself So he joined the military, and after passing bootcamp and some other "really hard stuff" He became the avenger for all good. By day sitting at an army base collecting his paycheck, by night becoming a well known smoking nazi on a banshee forum. With his expert spelling and insightful comments, he changed millions of smokers from a half pack a day, to a full pack.

Well thankfully i have not had to go in the service. For most people the service is a last resort, for those with no plans for the future that need to grow up. Looks like the service didnt help you too much pimp.(if you arent lying) there are those people though that do go to military college,and those that join because they love that job and want to make it a career. And actually no Im not a coward, not one bit. It is not compulsory to join the military, and deciding to actually have a real career and work hard in school was my own decision. According to you everyone on here that hasnt been in the military is a coward. hmmmmm. Im not going to thank you for our freedom. If you were in the marines you would never say something like that, especially if you had actually been in conflict. A real marine knows that the power does not rely in one individual, but on the entire unit to make sure everything goes smooth. For all i know you are like that akbar guy throwing the grenades into the tent full of his fellow soldiers. idiot

ohhhh how i really feel?

Im sorry to say but pimp you HAVE to be the most retarded, self absorbed, internet thugging, mother fucker i have ever come in contact with. You have already proven a few things to me that make me believe that you are a worthless pile of human waste. 1. You were to pussy to say shit to your friends about their butts in your lawn. 2.You Live in Fresno 3.You lied about how much your house appraised for. 4. You insulted in some way or another about 99 percent of people on this earth.(family dying slow deaths etc.) 5.You Live in Fresno. 6. You obviously have no life to be posting so many times on this thread 7. This leads me to believe your unemployed, or(deuce hit it on the head) running a meth lab in Fresno. 8. You live in Fresno County 9. You took pop shots at a guy who just got out of the hospital.(multiple times) 10. You randomly insulted a very beautiful woman for calling you out on your ignorance and telling it like it is. 11. You lied about being in the marines. 12. You lied about being married(sorry can believe someone would marry such a complete moron. 13. You hipocritically called out deuces family values for him saying brooke has a sweet heiny, (which she does!) and then you got a picture of some chiks thong in your avatar. Take your own advice idiot. 14. You start bitching about sins, and the only refrences you can make to sinning is a movie called seven starring brad pitt, which really has nothing to do with sins. 15. You must be gay. ( see above movie that pimp chose to quote. Gay men love Mr. Pitt 16.You Live in Fresno. 17 . You called deuce a lesbo??? is that possible, sounds like something a second grader would say. Well i think thats enough, and hey pimp when i read this again tomorrow im sure your responses will be down to the level of "your mom" or similar insults. Everyday i read this you get more childish. And have some fucking tact man.

what are you takling about brooke? i didnt change a thing. he must be hacking my computer from his trailer in the fresno ghettos. Is fresno ghettos an oxymoron....idk but its close. Hey That house you had "appraised" pimp, did you slip the appraiser a 5 spot to help you out..(bribes are cheap in fresno) or did they see your wife, mistake her for some cattle, and add the livestock in on the appraisal? just curious

good god man! you have some issues with your marriage. by the way your stupidity continues to amaze me. I do think its funny you wont say shit to your "friends" who threw their butts on your lawn, but you can talk shit to a bunch of strangers on an internet forum. Thats a real man

man i wish i would find a fatty while im ridin! hell i wish i would find one anywhere. but ill tell you those fat girls are hard to come by nowadays..ill tell you what. just last week i was eyeing this girl she was like 250-300 i wanted to tap that. but she wouldnt even talk to me. oh shit your talking about weed. my bad. disregard this reply

TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lets vote him off!!!!!! jk man good luck with the bike. ps check my sig

aint that shitty.... i ran one over with my bike once. So i got some prerevenge for you.

its going to be listed next week i believe. I cleaned it up real nice im hoping to get at least 1300, so then i will have 2200 total to buy something else. Any suggestions, on next bke/quad (i want a shee but im about 1500 more away from that.

thats pretty fucking good

This is the most addicting forum ive been on in a long time

This is great, pimp you are an idiot first and foremost. I just recently moved to bakersfield, ca. Its nothing to be proud of and im leaving after next year. I personally know that fresno is a shit HOLE. The average price of a house is not 300k you are on some kind of crack. I am in real estate and trust me average is maybe 150-200 MAYBE. I dont know what your beef is with smokers man but instead of being a little sniveling whiney little girl about it deal with it. IF i enjoy smoking and i know the consequences of it, then so be it. You have no right to tell anyone they should die a slow painful death because of it. You are an idiot, a moron, and a little nazi hiding behind the computer. Grow some nuts, obviously there are far worse things to worry about in this world than smoking. Why dont you start a thread stating that all of the oil refineries out here should stop business because their pollution is worse than second hand smoke. Little advice, worry about yourself, because im sure your life has enough problems without worrying about mine. If you do make the 3 hour trip down to sunset, make sure you stop by here so i can follow you there and video tape blue duece whoopin you. hell maybe ill even take a few cracks at ya. jerkoff

Cool thanks man, i figure start it up high and try to get them to commit to like 1200 or 1300 that way they think they are getting a deal, i used to be in sales, and i sold over 150 $3500 filter queen vaccum cleaner and air cleaner systems. So dirt bikes should be easy.

yeah only reason i want to sell it, is because im am trying to become an off road vehicle pimp. I want to buy these things cheap and sell them for more.I was looking at getting a 2001 KXL 650 and a kx 60 for only 2400, the kxl could sell for 1700-2000 EASY and the 60 is worth close to a grand. Theres alot of money to be made selling bikes

Hey guys i have a 1990 YZ 125, it bluebooks for around 1200, but i have seen some in the cycle trader with little modification for 1500(dont know if they are selling). Any ways i picked up this bike from a friend of mine for only 400 bucks. It was a steal and runs great. Ive been riding it a bit and it is very fast and i was surprised it lugged my 230 lb ass up hills so well. I checked it out, and its got a wiseco piston, a mikuni carb, and a K and N airfilter. The plastic was ok.. I repainted it all, sanded the rust off the frame and repainted that as well. It also has a brand new maxxis rear tire, brand new fly grips, FMF silencer, stock pipe,ceet seat,new fork guards and radiator guards. I really have no idea what to ask for it but im hoping to get between 1000 and 1300 for it. What do you guys think. thanks Ryan

thanks man i appreciate it, i just bought one from home depot for 30 bones, bout the same price as one of those cheap ebays with their jacked up shipping. anyways im cut a slash in the bolt, and im about to pry that sucker out. im not sure how though because it seems the threads IN the gas tank are stripped and its just spinning the plastic in there

cool thanks man i will try that! Just one quick question, whats a drimel? it sounds expensive

man thats just too much for me

Im trying to take all of the plastics off and repaint them, i have them all off except for the one on the gas tank, the bolt seems to be stripped into the gas tank and it wont come out. Is there any way i can get this off without cutting my plastic, buying a new gas tank etc.... ive been trying for like an hour.

go to this link this is pretty good. http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content...1&page=10&fav=0

Im going to celebrate...and since i work till 1 am im getting DRUNK before work tonight. Nothing like being shit faced and trying to hide it from the boss

Are you kidding Milo id sell my family down the river to have one of those shees, well maybe not my family. But id sell my wifes car....if she had one......id sell my house too damn! dont have that either, no freakin wonder im still riding my yz and i dont have a shee yet. jk i really dont have a shee though all the other stuff isnt true lol

LOL at this smiley

I just got off work at like 1 in the morn, came home read that shit again and almost woke up my wife laughing