ok a little long so bare with me...............There is a man whom is goin on vacation and really really needs a beer. Upon driving through a very small town he notices a bar, so he parks the car and heads in for a beer. No more than 2 steps in to this place and he can tell its a gay bar, rainbows everywhere, Village people cover band on stage. But he figures what the hell and goes up to the bar. He calls the bartender over and ask's for a beer. The bartender tells him that he cant give him a drink unless he tells him the name of his penis and the slogan to go along with it. The man confused ask why. the tender replies, "i dont know why its just the rules... For example i call mine milk, It does a body good." So the bartender walks away and gives him a minute to think. The man ask the gentelman next to him . "excuse me sir what do you call yours?" The man next to him says "snickers.. why wait" The man still confused ask the guy on the other side of him, "Sir what do you call yours?" The guy replies by saying "total like the cereal takes ten of the other kind to match what ive got" A few minutes later the bartender walks back up and said "well you come up with anything?" The man says "yes its secret" The bartender says "well i still cant give you a drink secret or not you have to tell me if you want something" The man says to the bartender " no you dont uncerstand, secret is the name of it, strong enough for a man yet made for a woman!