Sugar Magic

My guess is we have to pay to see the rest?

Happy Birthday Bullet Moy!

What did I ever do to you?

u do the same exact thing that brooke does ? Why, does she do the same thing I do?

That's a pic of MY house! yea, right.. I wish

lmao.. good one

I'm a graphic and web designer/illustrator. i'll be getting my certification in new media marketing soon.

Well, I didn't mean to make light of AA.. for those of you that are serious about it working, good for you!

I live in maine.

I'm just bored, drunk, online and wanting a smoke..

I'm just bored, drunk, online and wanting a smoke..

ok, I guess I throw one out.. Beware! It's nasty. This man has been walking through the desert for days and days without anything but the clothes on his back, which of course are ripped, torn and faded from walking in the desert for so long. He's literally dieing from lack of nutrition; no water, food, nothing. Eventually he comes across a desolate old town and see's a bar. Barely able to walk, he crawls in to the bar and is gasping for a drink. "waahterr.. wahterr" pleads the man. A somewhat amused but hardley sypathetic bartender takes one look at the man and states, "Glass of water: five dollars!" Astonished at this, the man begins to cry, "I'll do anything, I don't want to die. Please, anything!" The bartender thinks about this for a minute and decides, "I will give you as much water as you want, if youuu.. drink from that spitoon" said the bartender, as he pointed to the spitoon in the corner. The man hesitantly crawls over to the spitoon and lifts it to his lips. Thinking of his death, he immediately begins to drink, and drink.. and drink.. and drink until the spitoon is turned upside down over his head and empty. The bartender burst out laighing, "OH MAN! I can't believe you did that! You didn't have to drink the whole damn thing!" "I didn't have a choice," the man replied, "it was all one string."

BWUAHAHAhahaha! lmfao! Good one White Trash Shee Rider

gasp! ..but you do have to admit, that was a pretty good thread

That's what I thought at first too, lol!

lmfao, whatta prick! (ya know.. if that's real) Still funny though.

I saw this scribbled on a stop sign a couple weeks ago, made me chuckle.

haha! That one with the three tires looks like the 'shopped ones in the crotch rocket thread! Nice find.

Pimp my ride!

wanna try? j/p Sure, we can climax just as we fly 10ft in the air off a dune, engines hot and revving!

Go to bestBuy, start window shopping for something, peel back the protective tape when no one's looking, and take a gander at the product.. you know, just to make sure it's exactly what you want. Then when it is, complain to an employee you found it open, and they will give you an "Open Item" discount. Oh yea, and f*ck Circuit City.

poor fella.. walk it off, just walk that shit right the f*ck off.

lmfao

Havn't done it, but sounds awesome!