1. Don't mess with there mailbox. (fedral offense)
2. Get 2 friends to help you,wear gloves,if its muddy get shoes that dont have any tread or get some and after you wear them dump them in a field 5 miles away from the house.
3. Get one friend to throw some meat to the dogs,plug up there exaust pipes.If there doors are unlocked put stray cat in there so he will tare up the seats,take crap in there.Save some piss in a can and dump in whiper fluid.
4. Get next friend to do the following: If they have a crawl space get a couple of dead animals put it under there house away from the door and close it shut.Glue there locks on there doors (house,car doors) and get some round up and write some shit in there grass,poor it on there bushes and flowers.Key there car
5. Put marbles under there door mat.Put deisel fuel in there gas tank (if the car does'nt use it).Put dog crap under there car door handles (makes for good suprise).Make small cuts on inside of there tires.
6. I would'ent use flashlights.Make sure you know that there asleep and dont tell people that you did it, so you don't get caught.If you want you can poor anti freeze into there dogs water bowls.