ellison445

Two women are walking home after a night out with the girls. They are very drunk and as the walk home was taking longer than expected, they find themselves in desperate need of a restroom. As they are passing a church with a graveyard, they decide to go and relieve themselves behind the headstones. As they finish, they both realize they have nothing to wipe themselves with. The first woman decides to use her underpants and throw them away afterwards which is what she does. The second woman is wearing expensive underwear and doesn't want to lose them, but notices a grave behind her that is very recent and still has flowers all over it. One of these is a very lavish bunch tied together with thick, expensive ribbon. Just right for the job she decides, and reaches over, drags the flowers towards her, and uses the ribbon. Their task completed, they continue staggering home. Next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the second. "We need to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home with no underpants on last night!". "You think you've got problems!" exclaims the second husband. "My wife came home with a card stuck up her ass that said "We'll never forget you - from all the guys at the fire station!".

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Welcome to our world!!

Go for the Gorr port, you cant go wrong!!!!! Im pretty sure PUSHTHETHROTTLE will jump in here pretty soon. He has that port job and swears by it, right Stephen...LOL

Get a go cart and get off this site!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan, what the fuck are you posting LMAO

Word Thats alot of HP for stock pipes and carbs!!!

I think we have a winner, the second one!!!!

Send me a price shipped to 10465

Mine are going to be up soon LOL http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...7143019838&rd=1

Dont tell me your removing your sponsir kit!!!!!! What happened, Elka drop you??

LMAO....That was some fuunny shit.....oops I mean Piss!!!

Gotta love the fucking tree huggers!!! Bastards!!!!

Chrome T-5s or Rockets!!!

Yeah me too!!!!

damn, $13,000???

LMAO

Another for John and will!!!!

Overall, is this game worth picking up?

Yeap, what he said!!!!

Blaster is a perfect quad for your lady. My wife has one and she loved it until she got use to it. Now she is ridding a banshee and the kids have the blaster!

Wtf have you started Ryan...LMAO