SHEe DEVIL

Not working for me :shrug:

I really havnt noticed anything different on here. Everyonce in awhile the reply window is a little slower but that is all i have noticed.

GRRRRRRRRRRRR damn, wasnt expecting that.

Happy Birthday :beer:

Happy Birthday Brooke Baby....How many spankings do I get to give ya......

Jen

The daughter of a Soldier Last week I was in Atlanta, Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest act's of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camo's, as they began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal. Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country or of our service men and women a young girl, not more than 6 or 7 years old, ran up to one of the male soldiers. He kneeled down and said "hi," the little girl then she asked him if he would give something to her daddy for her. The young soldier, he didn't look any older than maybe 22 himself, said he would try and what did she want to give to her daddy. Then suddenly the little girl grabbed the neck of this soldier, gave him the biggest hug she could muster and then kissed him on the cheek. The mother of the little girl, who said her daughters name was Courtney, told the young soldier that her husband was a Marine and had been in Iraq for 11 months now. As the mom was explaining how much her daughter, Courtney, missed her father, the young soldier began to tear up. When this temporarily single mom was done explaining her situation, all of the soldiers huddled together for a brief second. Then one of the other servicemen pulled out a military looking walkie-talkie. They started playing with the device and talking back and forth on it. After about 10-15 seconds of this, the young soldier walked back over to Courtney, bent down and said this to her, "I spoke to your daddy and he told me to give this to you." He then hugged this little girl that he had just met and gave her a kiss on the cheek. He finished by saying "your daddy told me to tell you that he loves you more than anything and he is coming home very soon." The mom at this point was crying almost uncontrollably and as the young soldier stood to his feet he saluted Courtney and her mom. I was standing no more than 6 feet away from this entire event unfolded. As the soldiers began to leave, heading towards their gate, people resumed their applause. As I stood there applauding and looked around, their were very few dry eyes, including my own. That young soldier in one last act of selflessness, turned around and blew a kiss to Courtney with a tear rolling down his cheek. We need to remember everyday all of our soldiers and their families and thank God for them and their sacrifices. At the end of the day, it's good to be an American. RED FRIDAYS ----- Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing Red every Friday. The reason? Americans who support our troops used to be called the "silent majority". We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for God, country and home in record breaking numbers. We are not organized, boisterous or over-bearing. We get no liberal media coverage on TV, to reflect our message or our opinions. Many Americans, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to recognize that the vast majority of America supports our troops. Our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this Friday -and continues each and every Friday until the troops all come home, sending a deafening message that.. Every red-blooded American who supports our men and women afar will wear something red. By word of mouth, press, TV -- let's make the United States on every Friday a sea of red much like a homecoming football game in the bleachers. If every one of us who loves this country will share this with acquaintances, co-workers, friends, and family. It will not be long before the USA is covered in RED and it will let our troops know the once "silent" majority is on their side more than ever, certainly more than the media lets on. The first thing a soldier says when asked "What can we do to make things better for you?" is...We need your support and your prayers. Let's get the word out and lead with class and dignity, by example; and wear something red every Friday.

LMFAO... you finally did it. I have been only asking for way over a yr for that picture. HAHAHA you kick ass.

LOL you only had 8 jag bombs? HRRrrmmmmm. You have to at least bump it up to about 10 to 12 of them yummy things.

damn.....I miss my jag.......this gullbladder thing sux......havnt had the slightest buzz in a long time...MMMMMMMMM JAG BOMBS.

Im sorry James. You have my number if you need to vent. Hang in there, ya know I love ya.

http://70.84.131.212/data/toons/annoy.swf

I have had glasses for over 10 yrs now. when I go riding i always wear my contacts. my sunglasses fit perfectly when i wear my helmet. I have never worn my glasses riding or to work for that matter. If I get dust in the contacts I carry a small thing of eye drops and wash my eyes out good. I have never had a problem.

Happy 4th to you all. I went up to my cabin and spent a couple days up there with the kids, invited the family. We did some waterskiing, kneeboarding, tubing. I took the boy fishing and he caught a 3# bass, he was excited. Drank a bit of beer but mostly just sat and relaxed.

I would have to say I love brooke

I have another vid from the heat race in superior from monday. On the first lap of the feature that night a kid came and jabbed his bumper into the back driver tire and shredded it. So that was it for us for the night.

Hey there I dont own one either.

welp it is 639am and i am just sitting down to eat my fast breakfast. I told the hardees dude off cause they were suppose to serve breakfast at 6am and well since i live 2 blocks away its way past that time. I drank many of different stuff tonight. The reason I did this is because my kids are up at the lake with my parents just about now getting up for fishing and they decided to let dear old me get a break. How sweet of them. I think now since I have stuffed my gutt and hit the delete key on one to many times to correct my words for my sentences I will now go to bed for a few hours. But for the question tonight I do not have a favorite drink.

One day, in line at a company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Joe puts a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak it in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-mart. That afternoon, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. When he got home, he mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter and his own sperm sample for good measure, and hurried to Wal-mart before it closed, eager to check the results. He deposited ten dollars, poured in his concoction, and awaited the results. The computer lights up, and ten seconds later prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener kit. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4 Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-mart

Hehehe Im still here babe. Been kinda busy in the summer months with the kids so its kinda hard to get on this thing anymore.

Guaranteed Weight Loss Program A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do that, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he called them up and subscribed to the 3-day / 10 pound weight loss program. The next day there was a knock on his door, and when he answered, there stood before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old young lady dressed in nothing but air and some Nike running shoes. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company, and shows him a sign around her neck. The sign read, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he took off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally caught her and had his way with her. After they were through and she left, he thought to himself, "I like way this company does business!" The same girl showed up for the next two days and the same thing happened. On the fourth day, he weighed himself and was delighted to find he had lost 10 lbs. as promised. He called the company and ordered their 5-day / 20 pound program. The next day there was a knock on the door and there stood the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he had ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that read, "If you catch me, you can have me." He was out the door after her like a shot. This girl was in excellent shape and it took him a while to catch her, but when he did, it was worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happened. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighed himself and found he had lost another 20 lbs, as promised. He decided to go for broke and called the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asked the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replied, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there was a knock at the door and when he opened it he found a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that read, "If I catch you, you're mine."

The new look is great. Fits my screen great. I havnt had a problem with anything.

I found this very entertaining.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no animal stuff for me, lol. We will have to make it next saturday, I work this saturday.

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