Poem

[Hilarious]

I'll tell you a short poem; I'll try to make it quick.

You might think it quite harmless; You might well find it sick.

The subject is quite simple: The joy of having a dick.

 

Penises are super things; You ladies should be jealous.

Ever since the early days, When it was small and hairless;

I've looked upon that bit of flesh, As something very precious.

 

It starts to grow dramatically, When you're about thirteen.

Your testicles on either side; Your willy in between.

When erect it's quite a sight; A purple love machine.

 

It dangles neatly down below; Obedient and loyal.

Its seeds are hidden well within; Awaiting some fresh soil.

At the slightest hint of lust, It's ready to uncoil.

 

It has a mind all of its own; It's like a wild beast.

It squirms and writhes and stretches out; When you expect it least.

You can't control its energy; You must wait 'til it's ceased.

 

Handle it with love and care; For it can give great pleasure.

Has it grown since last weekend? And when did you last measure?

Still, no matter what its length; It's something you should treasure.

 

Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves; Erecting when it shouldn't.

A bumpy train ride sets it off; Just when you wish it wouldn't.

Did that lady notice it? You blush and hope she couldn't.

 

Some people fret about its size; They give it lots of thought.

Is seven inches long enough? It makes blokes quite distraught.

They peek across in public loose, And try not to get caught.

 

Masturbating is a sin; That's what some folk believe.

But those are just old wives' tales; Outdated and naive.

And if you're feeling tense or stressed, A quick wank does relieve.

 

Without this fabulous device, No shag would be complete.

Lesbians will try their best; But must admit defeat.

And what a handy tool it is, When one needs to excrete.

 

The penis is quite marvelous; It has so many uses.

For women it is special too; Excitement it induces.

And babies can be procreated, From its sperm-filled juices.

 

And always it remains with you; Until you're old and frail.

Don't take it out in public though, Or you'll be thrown in jail.

Just look at it and feel proud; And thank the lord you're male.

[KaosBanshee44]

[Animalman294]

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