Twistedtrik Posted May 16, 2008 Report Posted May 16, 2008 What do Michael Jackson and Caviar have in common? They both come on little crackers. Quote
fastbanshee8 Posted May 16, 2008 Report Posted May 16, 2008 What's the difference, between Michael Jackson, and acne? Acne doesn't come on a kids face, until they're about 13 years old. Quote
bonbon Posted May 17, 2008 Report Posted May 17, 2008 What do Michael Jackson and K-mart have in common? Little boys pants are always half off. Quote
fastbanshee8 Posted May 17, 2008 Report Posted May 17, 2008 McDonalds now has a new hamburger called the McJackson. It's 49 year old meat, between 4 year old buns. Quote
xXBlessedWithDeathXx Posted May 27, 2008 Report Posted May 27, 2008 keep`me coming hahaha thats funny shit. Quote
Twistedtrik Posted May 27, 2008 Author Report Posted May 27, 2008 Did you hear that they found M.J.'s other glove? It was in a 7 yr. olds pants. Quote
Twistedtrik Posted May 27, 2008 Author Report Posted May 27, 2008 How does M.J. pick his nose? Out of a catalog. Quote
HammerShee99 Posted May 27, 2008 Report Posted May 27, 2008 What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery sack? One's made of plastic and can be dangerous to little children... and the other is used to carry groceries. Quote
HammerShee99 Posted May 27, 2008 Report Posted May 27, 2008 keep`me coming hahaha thats funny shit. So, that's what you're using these jokes for... you filthy, filthy man. J/K :biggrin: Quote
fastbanshee8 Posted May 27, 2008 Report Posted May 27, 2008 Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !! Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Get out of my son!! Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!! Quote
Frogger Posted May 27, 2008 Report Posted May 27, 2008 How do you know when it's bed time at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand! Quote
HammerShee99 Posted May 27, 2008 Report Posted May 27, 2008 Why did Michael Jackson make a phone call to Boyz-2-Men? He thought they were a delivery service! Quote
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