TurboBanshee420 Posted February 4, 2008 Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 A guy goes into a bar with a monkey for a drink.... He sits down and orders a beer. As soon as he starts drinking it the monkey flips out and starts eating everything. it eats a lime , a lemon from the bar, then he jumps over to the pool table and eats the fucking que ball!!! The barkeep goes"holy shit man your fucking monkey just ate the god damn que ball WHOLE!!!" guy says ": sorry man he eats everything all the time, I'll pay for it." finishes his drink and goes... AQ month later he comes back in.... Same thing happens he gets a drink and the monkey flips out. He jumps on the table eats the chalk, then he sees a huge cherry from someones drink on the ground.... He jumps over to it, grabs it, and shoves it in his ass, pulls it back out then eats it.... The barkeep goes "HOLY FUCK DUDE, He just ate the cherry from his ass!!!!!" The guy goes, "yeah, ever since last month he's been sizing everything up" LOL.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave I. Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 damn, that one made me LOL.....hah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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