BansheeBoy06 Posted October 8, 2007 Report Posted October 8, 2007 Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?" "None.",replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking." Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nevously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking." Quote
LiftdT4R Posted October 9, 2007 Report Posted October 9, 2007 :yelrotflmao: Nice one, gotta love the little Johnny jokes. Quote
The Rebel Posted October 14, 2007 Report Posted October 14, 2007 LOL thats funny as heck How funny is that???? :biggrin: Quote
bonbon Posted October 14, 2007 Report Posted October 14, 2007 How funny is that???? :biggrin: Not quite as funny as hell. :biggrin: Quote
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