Rustbag Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With World Com, you would have had less than $5.00 left. With Lucent, you would have $3.50 left of the original $1000.00 But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajogejr Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Here here...based on this theory...I consider myself a financial genius and Budweiser analyst of the highest regard. The problem is, when you take X invested in beer, divide it by Y spent sleeping with drunk women, and multiply it by Z child support for the accident...well, you might have been better off with the stock prices. At least then you know who/how you got screwed.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalinIt Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Here here...based on this theory...I consider myself a financial genius and Budweiser analyst of the highest regard. The problem is, when you take X invested in beer, divide it by Y spent sleeping with drunk women, and multiply it by Z child support for the accident...well, you might have been better off with the stock prices. At least then you know who/how you got screwed.... Funny as hell Dave, funny as hell! :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gipperz Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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