Retirement Plan

[Rustbag]

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

 

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

 

With World Com, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

 

With Lucent, you would have $3.50 left of the original $1000.00

 

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND you would have had $214.00.

 

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

[dajogejr]

Here here...based on this theory...I consider myself a financial genius and Budweiser analyst of the highest regard.

 

The problem is, when you take X invested in beer, divide it by Y spent sleeping with drunk women, and multiply it by Z child support for the accident...well, you might have been better off with the stock prices.

 

At least then you know who/how you got screwed....

[SoCalinIt]

Here here...based on this theory...I consider myself a financial genius and Budweiser analyst of the highest regard.

 

The problem is, when you take X invested in beer, divide it by Y spent sleeping with drunk women, and multiply it by Z child support for the accident...well, you might have been better off with the stock prices.

 

At least then you know who/how you got screwed....

 

 

Funny as hell Dave, funny as hell! :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao:

[gipperz]

:yelrotflmao: