"Arterfishul 'Semination"

[corkforbrains]

Once upon a time....there wa a pig farmer who had found his luck had changed and his pigs were no longer producing. So, he gets himself a brand new boar and turns it loose with his sows to get back on track. The boar however didn't seem to have much interest in the farmers livestock, and weeks later there were still no new piglets to be had.

So, the farmer travels into town to see the veterinarian, tells him about the new boar and asks what the Dr thinks he should do? The Vet thinks about the problem for a second and then tells him that he should consider artificial insemination. The farmer thanks the veterinarian and left, but wasn't entirely certain what the vet was telling him to do. It was on his way home that he concluded that the man was suggesting he have sex with his pigs.

Early the next morning, the farmer casually loads all of his pigs into the back of his truck (kicked the boar in the head too I'd imagine) and took off for a place far away from his neighbors so that they wouldn't know what he was up to. One by one he had sex with each of his sows, loaded them back into the pickup truck and drove back to his farm. Several weeks pass, but still no little piglets and now he's beginning to get alittle worried. He calls the veterinarian back and tells him about his predicament. The vet explains to him that he was going to have to continue with the artificial insemination until it "took" and his sows got pregnant. He explained thet he'd know when that happened because they would begin to wallow in the mud. Wallowing in mud is a sign that the insemination had been successful.

So once again, the farmer loads up the pigs (kicks the boar twice this time) and drives them way out into the countryside to spend the entire day having sex with each of the pigs. By nightfall, the farmer now completely exhausted, puts his pigs away and drags himself upstairs to bed.

The next morning, still exhausted and too sore to move, the farmer asks his wife, "Margret...stick yer head out the window and tell me if them sows are wallowing in the mud yet". She peers outside for a moment and shortly responds with, "naaahh...'ppears to me that they're all standin' in the back of yer truck...and one of them is honkin' the horn!"

 

Happy New Year gang!

 

~cork

[RIPPEN]

AWSOME CORK! :yelrotflmao: I have been telling that joke for years and its still great.. Thanks for sharein man :beer:

 

RIPPEN

[gipperz]

Good one. :yelrotflmao:

[corkforbrains]

Lol...I know, some of them stories are just timeless.. The one about the guy who get's caught by his wife in the kichen getting a b/j from a frog? Classic!! It's the mental imagery that makes them...lol

 

~corks