Joke... most of you prolly heard

[rayne]

I have knowen this joke for a long ass time now but i thought i would share.

 

 

 

 

 

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint

 

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

 

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

 

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and

they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his

mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But

the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and

falls into the river.

 

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and

helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"

 

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned

and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

 

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into

the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting

finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

 

So the koala looks down at him and says: "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"

[Bubba_wrx]

:yelrotflmao: Seems like i've heard that one before.

[Animalman294]

Yeah, I've heard that one too, but it's still pretty funny.

 

I can't remember if I heard it on here or not.............. :yelrotflmao:

[Ron Burgandy]

I think I pooped