Warning! Mention of religion inside. Don't blow a gasket.

[Rustbag]

Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. Now, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were Catholic...and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays.

 

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that Boudreaux convert to Catholicism.

 

After several classes and much study, Boudreaux attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic."

 

Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Boudreaux's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped in amazement and watched. There stood Boudreaux, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, and you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish."

[trueraiderfan]

:yelrotflmao: that is funny shit

[enFORCER]

:yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :beer:

[helldriver]

what did jesus say to the inn keeper?

 

 

 

 

hey, can you hang me up for the night :yelrotflmao:

 

 

 

Why did Jesus cross the road?

 

Because he was nailed to the chicken!

Edited August 8, 2006 by helldriver

[1952]

Good one

[helldriver]

Jesus was at a disco and having trouble dancing, so he says,

"Help! I've risen and I can't get down!"

[helldriver]

What did Jesus say as he was being crucified?

 

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh...!"