Mississippi Queens

[The Rebel]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their

new

wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Minnesota and bragged that he

had

told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He

said

it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to see a clean

house

and dishes.

The second man had married a woman from Iowa . He bragged that he had

given

his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the

cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, the next day it

was

better. By the third day, he saw a clean house, the dishes were done

and she

had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Mississippi girl. He boasted that he told

her

that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn

mowed,

laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the

first

day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but

by

the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a

little

out of his left eye....enough to fix a bite to eat, load the dish

washer, and

call a lawn service.

Got to love those Mississippi Girls!

 

 

Doooooohhh!!!!!!!!

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