Wallrat Posted April 15, 2006 Report Posted April 15, 2006 (edited) 3 Japanese businessmen were just sitting down to lunch when the sky lit up with fire and brimstone. Moments later, the apocolypse was over and the 3 men found themselves standing before St. Peter. "I'll let you into heaven if you can answer my one question," said St. Peter. "What is the true meaning of Easter?" 1st man: Ahhh Eastah! Eastah where big fat man in red suit crime down chimney - give round-eye presents! St. Peter: No I'm sorry that's not even the right holiday. 2nd Man: Eastah...Hai, I know this one. Ritto bunny hop around - give candy and hide eggs for round-eyes! St. Peter: Um no, that's not the TRUE meaning of Easter. 3rd Man: Eastah...Is when, Jesus die on cross for our sins. They take him down, put him in cave. 3 days rater, he come back to rife. Come out of cave, see his shadow, 6 more week winter!!! Edited April 15, 2006 by Wallrat Quote
Wallrat Posted April 15, 2006 Author Report Posted April 15, 2006 The Easter Bunny might be late: Quote
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