dave95.1 Posted October 31, 2005 Report Posted October 31, 2005 A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday His wife told him "Alright buster, tomorrow there had better be something in the driveway for me that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds flat or you're in for it!" The next morning the wife awoke early and looking out her bedroom window, spotted a small package in the driveway. She was a little perturbed as this wasn't what she was expecting. She went out and retrieved the package, and upon opening it, found a handsome, brand new bathroom scale! Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday Quote
ozosborne Posted November 2, 2005 Report Posted November 2, 2005 Sure he got himself a bitch slap! LOL! Quote
STLBILL Posted November 4, 2005 Report Posted November 4, 2005 (edited) How do you make a four-stroke better than a Banshee? 1. Take two words: Four and Way. 2. Remove the F from the word four. 3. Remove the F from the word way. 4. There you have the answer! Edited November 4, 2005 by STLBILL Quote
Blue Duece Posted November 4, 2005 Report Posted November 4, 2005 (edited) ive allways been able to get by with a simple gift for the wife.........a dildo and a pair of slippers handsomely wrapped, that way if she doesnt like the slippers she can go FUCKK HERSELF Edited November 4, 2005 by Blue Duece Quote
Brooke Posted November 4, 2005 Report Posted November 4, 2005 ^ WTF does that mean ^ 433084[/snapback] it means you cant Quote
350TwinDeathBed Posted November 4, 2005 Report Posted November 4, 2005 it means you cant 433090[/snapback] I had trouble with that too. Quote
Brooke Posted November 4, 2005 Report Posted November 4, 2005 I had trouble with that too. 433092[/snapback] dont worry. its not that youre dumb. im just really really smart Quote
350TwinDeathBed Posted November 4, 2005 Report Posted November 4, 2005 Maybe the joke just sucked Quote
Brooke Posted November 4, 2005 Report Posted November 4, 2005 Maybe the joke just sucked 433095[/snapback] ........no.......im pretty sure im just really really smart. Quote
350TwinDeathBed Posted November 4, 2005 Report Posted November 4, 2005 ............ nice ass ............ Quote
Brooke Posted November 4, 2005 Report Posted November 4, 2005 .............thank you.............. Quote
STLBILL Posted November 5, 2005 Report Posted November 5, 2005 (edited) Thanks Brooke! You answered it without ruing it for everyone. I am really disappointed in everyone else. I mean, damn, everyone knows THERE IS NO F'IN WAY to make a four stroke better than a Banshee. Edited November 5, 2005 by STLBILL Quote
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