Boudreaux's worst nightmare

[The Rebel]

Boudreaux's 21-one-year-old, unmarried daughter tells

her parents she thinks she is expecting. Very worried,

they go to the drugstore to buy a pregnancy kit. The

test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

 

Shouting, cursing, and crying, Boudreaux says, "Who

'dat pig what did you like 'dis? I want to know!"

 

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

 

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of

Boudreaux's house. A mature and distinguished man with

gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive

suit, steps out of the car and enters the house. He

sits in the living room with Boudreaux, the mother and

the girl and tells them, "Good morning, your daughter

has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her

because of my personal family situation, but I'll take

responsibility.

 

"If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail

stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000

bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a

couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If

it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However,

if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

 

At this point, Boudreaux, who had remained silent,

places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells

him, "'Den you try agin!"

[scream'ntwostroke]

smart man he is hahahahahaha

[dune_girl]

hahahahaa

[RNBRAD]

Lotta truth to that.

[Proquad101]

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