dave95.1 Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense... Deputy says, "License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What for?" Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign ." Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket." Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Scottish Tree Badger Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 ... . Rare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H250RHATER Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dark Ranger Posted July 2, 2005 Report Share Posted July 2, 2005 Great joke. I've got this as an email about 3 times over the last 24 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FULL_METAL_JACKT_II Posted July 2, 2005 Report Share Posted July 2, 2005 good 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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y2kbanshee9187 Posted July 2, 2005 Report Share Posted July 2, 2005 ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune_girl Posted July 2, 2005 Report Share Posted July 2, 2005 haha..i love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueshee03 Posted July 2, 2005 Report Share Posted July 2, 2005 lmao,that would show ya the diff between slow down and stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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