A complete guide to POOPING at work

[Slammin Full Bore]

I just released a havana omlette when there was an uncle ted around, i thought he was gone when i left the bathroom, turns out he was waiting outside to heckle me about the escapee i released.

[Banshee~]

Thats some funny shit...I hate when you taking a shit and some a hole throws a wet papper towel over the stall. I also hate it when two guys go into the bath room and looks for pissers, then the other one shuts the lights out and the other pushes the pissers so they piss on their self piss

[loganskinner]

hahaha, the "ESCAPEE" just act like it never happened. lol .

[White94RX]

Hmmm...   Please elaborate on the dry ice bomb

It seems my generation (im in hs now) enjoies taking the loud and funny shits in school, and i cant see how work can be any different.  Some sick bastards take it too far tho, i almost feel bad for the custodians

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Buy some dry ice. Get an empty 2 liter bottle, or other suitable bottle, jug, anything that seals tight. Dry ice is usually in block form, so break it up and dump a whole bunch (maybe several inches in the bottom of a 2 liter) in the bottle. Then pour in some water, cap it, shake, and throw. Wait a few seconds, and BOOM!!!!

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Buy some dry ice.  Get an empty 2 liter bottle, or other suitable bottle, jug, anything that seals tight.  Dry ice is usually in block form, so break it up and dump a whole bunch (maybe several inches in the bottom of a 2 liter) in the bottle.  Then pour in some water, cap it, shake, and throw.  Wait a few seconds, and BOOM!!!!

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Bad idea.

[BansheeJen]

I dont know what firework you call it some kind of chaser thing. You light it and it zips all over the place. We waited for a friend to go inthe crapper at work, tied a rope around the door handle, then zent 3 flying under the door with him on the crapper. Screamed like a little girl, nearly wet myself laughing so hard!