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Cowboy and Chili

 

 

 

This young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town

 

in West Texas.

 

 

 

He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with

 

his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili.

 

 

 

After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it,

 

the young cowboy bravely asks, "if you ain't goin' to eat

 

that, mind if I do"?

 

 

 

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the

 

young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner states

 

"Nah, go ahead".

 

 

 

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides

 

the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in

 

with delight.

 

 

 

He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices

 

a dead rat in the chili.

 

 

 

The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes

 

up the chili into the bowl.

 

 

 

The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, to.

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